
QM FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Shahstle
ST501 goals, 148 assists and a 7.8 average across 311 games
Golden Boot
501
Shahstle
501 goals in 311 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.61
Shahstle
1.61 goals a game — 501 goals in 311 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
567
fal707
567 assists in 371 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
96
Shahstle
96 man of the match awards from 311 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Shahstle
7.8 average across 311 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
759
fal707
2108 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
SftwrDeveloper
86% accurate across 16774 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
SftwrDeveloper
389 goals from roughly 846 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
371
fal707
371 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
fal707
7.1 average across 371 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
267
fal707
267 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
R7XNR
106 goals from roughly 366 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
R7XNR
76% accurate across 2179 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
R7XNR
14 red cards in 200 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
Shahstle
501 goals and only 148 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.07
Ayyslife
172 goals or assists in 160 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.