
LOS PAPARIDOS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
IamBatmanCR
ST199 goals, 132 assists and a 7.3 average across 219 games
Golden Boot
238
Not_XelpinCR
238 goals in 362 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.91
IamBatmanCR
0.91 goals a game — 199 goals in 219 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
274
Not_XelpinCR
274 assists in 362 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
40
IamBatmanCR
40 man of the match awards from 219 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
Crowley_506
7.4 average across 193 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
179
Not_XelpinCR
1050 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
iNovoa-
84% accurate across 531 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Pocaa214
95 goals from roughly 250 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
362
Not_XelpinCR
362 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.8
Davidsillo1515
5.8 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
33
SrAllen08
33 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
Jeremycr1604
29 goals from roughly 242 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
62%
SrAllen08
62% accurate across 792 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
Not_XelpinCR
11 red cards in 362 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
Pocaa214
95 goals and only 40 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.26
Chahn_CR
39 goals or assists in 151 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.