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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Goopburg
ST748 goals, 234 assists and a 8.4 average across 375 games
Golden Boot
748
Goopburg
748 goals in 375 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.99
Goopburg
1.99 goals a game — 748 goals in 375 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
498
CozyDrip
498 assists in 406 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
150
Goopburg
150 man of the match awards from 375 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
Goopburg
8.4 average across 375 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
230
xlnsights
418 tackles at 55% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
ll adm ll
87% accurate across 1336 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
xlnsights
130 goals from roughly 283 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
406
CozyDrip
406 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
JoseSZN
6.1 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
73
TheOGMatatan
73 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Hospital Pass
76%
TheOGMatatan
76% accurate across 2332 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
CozyDrip
1 red card in 406 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.2:1
Goopburg
748 goals and only 234 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.01
ll adm ll
2 goals or assists in 173 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.