Shambles Squad
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ItsYourBoyRob-
ST526 goals, 426 assists and a 8.1 average across 555 games
Golden Boot
1251
trt1230
1251 goals in 831 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.51
trt1230
1.51 goals a game — 1251 goals in 831 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1135
trt1230
1135 assists in 831 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
61
Kalpol_55
61 man of the match awards from 216 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
ItsYourBoyRob-
8.1 average across 555 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1699
trt1230
3089 tackles at 55% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
Ac30fSpades89
87% accurate across 36311 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Musa_RT7
322 goals from roughly 700 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
831
trt1230
831 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
chy2bro2
6.6 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
1251
trt1230
1251 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
chy2bro2
12 goals from roughly 60 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
AHC_Mez
75% accurate across 3228 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
tavid17
14 red cards in 214 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.9:1
YT_MTAZGaming
213 goals and only 74 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.75
desi_superman
165 goals or assists in 219 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 17 players in the squad, 16 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.