Chalked Geeb FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
LT WAFFLE42
ST817 goals, 645 assists and a 8.5 average across 595 games
Golden Boot
1091
SpideryVirus
1091 goals in 713 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.53
SpideryVirus
1.53 goals a game — 1091 goals in 713 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1155
thafinessekid17
1155 assists in 927 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
147
LT WAFFLE42
147 man of the match awards from 595 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
thafinessekid17
8.5 average across 927 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
205
thafinessekid17
1027 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
thafinessekid17
80% accurate across 19790 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
LT WAFFLE42
817 goals from roughly 1776 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
927
thafinessekid17
927 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Jxrob365
6.7 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
483
tripostac
483 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
colorfulmonkey2
41 goals from roughly 228 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
xnochillwillx
71% accurate across 3658 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
39
tripostac
39 red cards in 475 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
tripostac
483 goals and only 245 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.05
Jxrob365
1 goal or assist in 20 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.