cirujitas FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
joaquipuri2013
ST533 goals, 306 assists and a 8.0 average across 360 games
Golden Boot
533
joaquipuri2013
533 goals in 360 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.48
joaquipuri2013
1.48 goals a game — 533 goals in 360 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
319
nicolaus5915
319 assists in 318 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
107
joaquipuri2013
107 man of the match awards from 360 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
joaquipuri2013
8.0 average across 360 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
70
joaquipuri2013
411 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
beni_gg12
79% accurate across 1124 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
joaquipuri2013
533 goals from roughly 1719 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
360
joaquipuri2013
360 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
thiago_hell34
6.2 average across 53 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
177
benialmapro
177 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
thiago_hell34
7 goals from roughly 35 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
Apinonymous
68% accurate across 1271 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
27
joaquipuri2013
27 red cards in 360 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
benialmapro
177 goals and only 80 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.26
beni_gg12
37 goals or assists in 141 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.