
MUCHAN TUCHANS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Lfc_Briggsey
ST347 goals, 110 assists and a 8.1 average across 210 games
Golden Boot
418
Babybieb1
418 goals in 719 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.44
AH ON1INE
2.44 goals a game — 78 goals in 32 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
843
Babybieb1
843 assists in 719 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
11
AH ON1INE
11 man of the match awards from 32 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.7
AH ON1INE
8.7 average across 32 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
421
Babybieb1
1451 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
90%
AH ON1INE
90% accurate across 500 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
Moto_is_here
29 goals from roughly 57 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
719
Babybieb1
719 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
wiktor123200
6.0 average across 146 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
194
busy_Yc
194 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
busy_Yc
194 goals from roughly 970 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
busy_Yc
74% accurate across 4502 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
40
busy_Yc
40 red cards in 453 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.7:1
Iljakjul4ik1
106 goals and only 29 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.31
wiktor123200
45 goals or assists in 146 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.