Play Dirty
All-time honours
Player of the Year
manlikeodai
ST637 goals, 409 assists and a 7.9 average across 536 games
Golden Boot
728
Yalla_Bhim
728 goals in 661 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.19
manlikeodai
1.19 goals a game — 637 goals in 536 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
599
LORDKENTV
599 assists in 639 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
119
manlikeodai
119 man of the match awards from 536 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
manlikeodai
7.9 average across 536 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
184
kabanquah
576 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
90%
DTrueMue1
90% accurate across 4925 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
54%
GremmyT_
28 goals from roughly 52 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
807
saxumatru
807 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Mr_Nuamah
6.6 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
175
anguahemmanuelan
175 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
DTrueMue1
4 goals from roughly 44 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
ngyim
77% accurate across 3031 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
LORDKENTV
12 red cards in 639 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.9:1
luckie-gamer90
23 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
viesebanaan
1 goal or assist in 44 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 38 players in the squad, 35 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.