Chelsea Unitied
All-time honours
Player of the Year
V_card_stealer1
ST442 goals, 335 assists and a 7.5 average across 487 games
Golden Boot
442
V_card_stealer1
442 goals in 487 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.91
V_card_stealer1
0.91 goals a game — 442 goals in 487 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
352
Nixlrfv
352 assists in 515 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
99
V_card_stealer1
99 man of the match awards from 487 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
timmythetoucher
7.8 average across 409 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
126
yomamaboy89PS
465 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
XYZManic
79% accurate across 3133 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
timmythetoucher
333 goals from roughly 876 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
579
yomamaboy89PS
579 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.5
Dj_taj09
5.5 average across 58 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
102
XYZManic
102 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
Nixlrfv
300 goals from roughly 1111 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
Nixlrfv
69% accurate across 4981 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
75
V_card_stealer1
75 red cards in 487 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
angryginge8
63 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.05
Dj_taj09
3 goals or assists in 58 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.