Dabblers FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Finny_123456
ST471 goals, 292 assists and a 7.9 average across 431 games
Golden Boot
471
Finny_123456
471 goals in 431 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.09
Finny_123456
1.09 goals a game — 471 goals in 431 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
372
lateer-skater
372 assists in 364 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
90
Finny_123456
90 man of the match awards from 431 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Finny_123456
7.9 average across 431 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
147
lateer-skater
433 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Sharwood_Shakes
83% accurate across 1923 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
Finny_123456
471 goals from roughly 1346 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
431
Finny_123456
431 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Sanzy615
6.8 average across 36 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
166
lukechxpman
166 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
iiKuymz
109 goals from roughly 454 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
lukechxpman
72% accurate across 2044 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
30
lukechxpman
30 red cards in 239 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
Finny_123456
471 goals and only 292 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.71
Roosty007
203 goals or assists in 287 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.