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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Utd_Man04
ST93 goals, 55 assists and a 7.5 average across 81 games
Golden Boot
377
curryboyYUVI
377 goals in 331 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.10
Shibeazy
2.10 goals a game — 325 goals in 155 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
415
Waseem_Gamer_
415 assists in 420 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
57
Shibeazy
57 man of the match awards from 155 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Shibeazy
8.2 average across 155 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
185
Waseem_Gamer_
528 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
Unknown_div01
79% accurate across 1464 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
Shibeazy
325 goals from roughly 833 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
420
Waseem_Gamer_
420 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
SHOTGUNSKIP
6.8 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
377
curryboyYUVI
377 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
AssumingLamb563
96 goals from roughly 457 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
Waseem_Gamer_
68% accurate across 6801 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
curryboyYUVI
17 red cards in 331 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
curryboyYUVI
377 goals and only 164 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.61
SHOTGUNSKIP
30 goals or assists in 49 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.