
Ghost Wipe FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
XcoticBTW
ST174 goals, 163 assists and a 7.7 average across 181 games
Golden Boot
278
DCL Rosslin
278 goals in 208 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.34
DCL Rosslin
1.34 goals a game — 278 goals in 208 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
163
XcoticBTW
163 assists in 181 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
47
DCL Rosslin
47 man of the match awards from 208 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
XcoticBTW
7.7 average across 181 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
41
Buungo4life
227 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
DCL Rosslin
81% accurate across 2089 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
DCL Rosslin
278 goals from roughly 751 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
208
DCL Rosslin
208 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Benski0076298
6.1 average across 43 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
30
Firebolt2686
30 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
ElitePickle5399
35 goals from roughly 167 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
Buungo4life
69% accurate across 1333 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
23
XcoticBTW
23 red cards in 181 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
DCL Rosslin
278 goals and only 110 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
Benski0076298
1 goal or assist in 43 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.