Dynamo Offside
All-time honours
Player of the Year
BarkForYarts
ST177 goals, 205 assists and a 8.0 average across 237 games
Golden Boot
420
DeTachedXx23
420 goals in 375 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.14
II-Deleting-This
1.14 goals a game — 148 goals in 130 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
385
DeTachedXx23
385 assists in 375 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
116
DeTachedXx23
116 man of the match awards from 375 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
DeTachedXx23
8.5 average across 375 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
256
DeTachedXx23
533 tackles at 48% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
GramszFuego8
88% accurate across 1701 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
57%
Fourlion_FC
19 goals from roughly 33 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
375
DeTachedXx23
375 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.6
II-Deleting-This
7.6 average across 130 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
148
II-Deleting-This
148 goals on a 7.6 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
31%
DeTachedXx23
420 goals from roughly 1355 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
DeTachedXx23
76% accurate across 6919 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
26
BarkForYarts
26 red cards in 237 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
II-Deleting-This
148 goals and only 66 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.37
GramszFuego8
31 goals or assists in 83 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.