Whoopty Dooo
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Swaggybullet2k
CM570 goals, 210 assists and a 8.6 average across 336 games
Golden Boot
570
Swaggybullet2k
570 goals in 336 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.70
Swaggybullet2k
1.70 goals a game — 570 goals in 336 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
228
marksman144
228 assists in 249 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
114
Swaggybullet2k
114 man of the match awards from 336 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
Swaggybullet2k
8.6 average across 336 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
105
SpikyWings21
501 tackles at 21% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
GangsterKW14
85% accurate across 886 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
Swaggybullet2k
570 goals from roughly 1213 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
336
Swaggybullet2k
336 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.7
Plumcaribou2930
7.7 average across 81 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
99
SpikyWings21
99 goals on a 7.9 average, against a squad average of 8.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
Al-PaChii
3 goals from roughly 38 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
Al-PaChii
73% accurate across 544 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
Baariyoo
8 red cards in 179 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.7:1
Swaggybullet2k
570 goals and only 210 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.60
Plumcaribou2930
49 goals or assists in 81 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.