Fake LDN Boys
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Dreamchaserz_27
CM891 goals, 478 assists and a 8.2 average across 700 games
Golden Boot
891
Dreamchaserz_27
891 goals in 700 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.27
Dreamchaserz_27
1.27 goals a game — 891 goals in 700 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
615
KwamKwamz23
615 assists in 643 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
176
Dreamchaserz_27
176 man of the match awards from 700 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Dreamchaserz_27
8.2 average across 700 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
237
Dreamchaserz_27
515 tackles at 46% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
vGenesiz-_
84% accurate across 6252 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
53%
kunleboy61
47 goals from roughly 89 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
700
Dreamchaserz_27
700 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
bane641
6.6 average across 113 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
58
bane641
58 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
bane641
58 goals from roughly 181 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
BrokeBabyLuciano
76% accurate across 664 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
yemiheat
4 red cards in 378 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
bane641
58 goals and only 25 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.62
SuperTerrell
199 goals or assists in 319 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 17 players in the squad, 15 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.