
SHHHOUSE
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
SHHCALM
ST625 goals, 441 assists and a 7.7 average across 678 games
Golden Boot
625
SHHCALM
625 goals in 678 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.92
SHHCALM
0.92 goals a game — 625 goals in 678 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
441
SHHCALM
441 assists in 678 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
191
SHHCALM
191 man of the match awards from 678 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
SHHCALM
7.7 average across 678 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
127
SHHCALM
747 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
Poponz0
78% accurate across 7581 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
DarthInvader57
62 goals from roughly 155 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
772
Poponz0
772 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
Pablokurosaki
6.4 average across 409 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
120
Pablokurosaki
120 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
daziriftz
39 goals from roughly 279 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
63%
Pablokurosaki
63% accurate across 3087 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
75
Poponz0
75 red cards in 772 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Poponz0
573 goals and only 327 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
daziriftz
99 goals or assists in 402 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.