Astral Quiche
All-time honours
Player of the Year
theycallmesteve9
ST360 goals, 263 assists and a 8.1 average across 295 games
Golden Boot
360
theycallmesteve9
360 goals in 295 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.22
theycallmesteve9
1.22 goals a game — 360 goals in 295 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
263
theycallmesteve9
263 assists in 295 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
109
theycallmesteve9
109 man of the match awards from 295 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
theycallmesteve9
8.1 average across 295 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
85
wilboy123
325 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Squidget_aidzz12
84% accurate across 3157 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
theycallmesteve9
360 goals from roughly 900 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
295
theycallmesteve9
295 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
DrHaz2096
7.0 average across 185 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
74
sdoin_bruz
74 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
wilboy123
50 goals from roughly 208 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
sdoin_bruz
76% accurate across 1237 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
10
wilboy123
10 red cards in 252 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Squidget_aidzz12
95 goals and only 53 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.38
wilboy123
97 goals or assists in 252 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.