Astral Quiche
FC 27 — final record
This is Astral Quiche's FC 27 record as it stood on 24 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
theycallmesteve9
ST416 goals, 295 assists and a 8.0 average across 343 games
Golden Boot
416
theycallmesteve9
416 goals in 343 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.21
theycallmesteve9
1.21 goals a game — 416 goals in 343 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
295
theycallmesteve9
295 assists in 343 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
116
theycallmesteve9
116 man of the match awards from 343 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
theycallmesteve9
8.0 average across 343 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
88
wilboy123
353 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Squidget_aidzz12
84% accurate across 3795 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
theycallmesteve9
416 goals from roughly 1067 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
343
theycallmesteve9
343 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
DrHaz2096
7.0 average across 214 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
90
sdoin_bruz
90 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
wilboy123
55 goals from roughly 239 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
sdoin_bruz
75% accurate across 1440 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
wilboy123
12 red cards in 279 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
sdoin_bruz
90 goals and only 56 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.38
wilboy123
107 goals or assists in 279 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Astral Quiche recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| theycallmesteve9 | 343 | 416 | 295 | 8.0 | 116 |
| VickyTheInflicky | 328 | 143 | 196 | 7.3 | 28 |
| wilboy123 | 279 | 55 | 52 | 7.3 | 31 |
| Squidget_aidzz12 | 265 | 105 | 66 | 7.2 | 11 |
| DrHaz2096 | 214 | 50 | 43 | 7.0 | 10 |
| Cooey101 | 196 | 69 | 76 | 7.1 | 11 |
| luke_the_moth | 158 | 103 | 86 | 7.2 | 8 |
| sdoin_bruz | 139 | 90 | 56 | 7.1 | 8 |
| l-Fennessy-l | 4 | 2 | 1 | 7.2 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.