crookies fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
KaiGez19
ST18 goals, 18 assists and a 7.2 average across 29 games
Golden Boot
74
Ozzy 114145
74 goals in 85 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.87
Ozzy 114145
0.87 goals a game — 74 goals in 85 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
45
KingLouie223105
45 assists in 89 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
9
KaiGez19
9 man of the match awards from 29 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
mrsavade008
7.5 average across 32 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
81
Ozzy 114145
232 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
jacobab6921
77% accurate across 1485 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Ozzy 114145
74 goals from roughly 195 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
89
KingLouie223105
89 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
Ozzy 114145
6.2 average across 85 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
74
Ozzy 114145
74 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
mrsavade008
15 goals from roughly 79 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
6
Ozzy 114145
6 red cards in 85 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
kingcasey165372
17 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
Cassies_09
19 goals or assists in 48 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.