Discordian
All-time honours
Player of the Year
The_living_goat7
ST159 goals, 80 assists and a 7.8 average across 132 games
Golden Boot
159
The_living_goat7
159 goals in 132 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.20
The_living_goat7
1.20 goals a game — 159 goals in 132 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
92
The_boy_destroye
92 assists in 148 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
30
The_living_goat7
30 man of the match awards from 132 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
The_living_goat7
7.8 average across 132 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
18
The_boy_destroye
111 tackles at 16% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
The_living_goat7
79% accurate across 1733 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
The_boy_destroye
138 goals from roughly 394 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
148
The_boy_destroye
148 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
sc6ut-696
6.5 average across 55 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
22
EYE-ZAKK
22 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
11
The_boy_destroye
11 red cards in 148 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
The_living_goat7
159 goals and only 80 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
sc6ut-696
1 goal or assist in 55 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.