Rats Nest FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
WavyPC
ST400 goals, 304 assists and a 7.8 average across 390 games
Golden Boot
400
WavyPC
400 goals in 390 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.03
WavyPC
1.03 goals a game — 400 goals in 390 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
304
WavyPC
304 assists in 390 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
75
LumberjackAZ
75 man of the match awards from 366 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
LumberjackAZ
8.0 average across 366 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
89
LumberjackAZ
343 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
UncleMagic53
86% accurate across 1204 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
WavyPC
400 goals from roughly 1290 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
392
Obbedire
392 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
UncleMagic53
6.7 average across 113 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
57
Lockjaw4616
57 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
LumberjackAZ
268 goals from roughly 1489 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Obbedire
72% accurate across 4355 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
LumberjackAZ
6 red cards in 366 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
LumberjackAZ
268 goals and only 181 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.34
UncleMagic53
38 goals or assists in 113 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.