MUSTARRRD FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
darsyy9
ST1051 goals, 735 assists and a 7.6 average across 1120 games
Golden Boot
3661
zZylstra
3661 goals in 1460 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.51
zZylstra
2.51 goals a game — 3661 goals in 1460 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
2873
zZylstra
2873 assists in 1460 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
278
darsyy9
278 man of the match awards from 1120 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
darsyy9
7.6 average across 1120 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
4340
zZylstra
13561 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
zZylstra
82% accurate across 95398 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
zZylstra
3661 goals from roughly 10460 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1460
zZylstra
1460 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
4.9
LazarDuckie
4.9 average across 24 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
82
Fatalglock9409
82 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
LazarDuckie
6 goals from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
doughball506
74% accurate across 4796 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
188
zZylstra
188 red cards in 1460 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.0:1
LazarDuckie
6 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.09
noctr1x
3 goals or assists in 33 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 15 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.