HAIRY N0T FC
FC 26 — final record
This is HAIRY N0T FC's FC 26 record as it stood on 1 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
epikpigeon
ST174 goals, 72 assists and a 7.7 average across 135 games
Golden Boot
174
epikpigeon
174 goals in 135 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.30
Angieloots18
1.30 goals a game — 52 goals in 40 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
122
Haydenhsieh
122 assists in 172 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
12
Angieloots18
12 man of the match awards from 40 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Daigo UmeHAHA
7.8 average across 29 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
55
DripFresh1
153 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
epikpigeon
82% accurate across 1805 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Daigo UmeHAHA
32 goals from roughly 84 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
172
Haydenhsieh
172 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Angieloots18
7.0 average across 40 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
142
bomboclat_6741
142 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
DripFresh1
22 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
bomboclat_6741
73% accurate across 2398 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
epikpigeon
6 red cards in 135 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
7.7:1
arrowlorde146
23 goals and only 3 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.53
DripFresh1
54 goals or assists in 102 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player HAIRY N0T FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Haydenhsieh | 172 | 75 | 122 | 7.7 | 28 |
| bomboclat_6741 | 171 | 142 | 87 | 7.2 | 29 |
| epikpigeon | 135 | 174 | 72 | 7.7 | 21 |
| DripFresh1 | 102 | 22 | 32 | 7.1 | 24 |
| Angieloots18 | 40 | 52 | 29 | 7.0 | 12 |
| Daigo UmeHAHA | 29 | 32 | 41 | 7.8 | 5 |
| arrowlorde146 | 28 | 23 | 3 | 7.0 | 2 |
| LeBazinga19 | 17 | 3 | 4 | 5.9 | 0 |
| jiseung1551 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 4.9 | 0 |
| LeonBouakar156 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6.3 | 0 |
| SaintSniper888 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 5.3 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.