Bird Lake Boys
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Plexgod
ST250 goals, 208 assists and a 7.4 average across 343 games
Golden Boot
250
Plexgod
250 goals in 343 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.97
BRADY1327
0.97 goals a game — 242 goals in 249 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
208
Plexgod
208 assists in 343 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
59
dame-time453
59 man of the match awards from 184 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
nicosoong
7.8 average across 83 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
92
HellScream24
330 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
FungusaurusX
81% accurate across 559 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
FungusaurusX
16 goals from roughly 40 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
343
Plexgod
343 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
FungusaurusX
6.9 average across 38 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
242
BRADY1327
242 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
HellScream24
86 goals from roughly 506 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
67%
Plexgod
67% accurate across 4285 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
9
dame-time453
9 red cards in 184 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
BRADY1327
242 goals and only 94 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.35
dame-time453
64 goals or assists in 184 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.