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All-time honours
Player of the Year
AJCLARK1991
ST1146 goals, 785 assists and a 7.8 average across 873 games
Golden Boot
1172
Robdean92
1172 goals in 947 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.31
AJCLARK1991
1.31 goals a game — 1146 goals in 873 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
803
Robdean92
803 assists in 947 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
215
AJCLARK1991
215 man of the match awards from 873 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Lasoj92
7.9 average across 408 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
954
Robdean92
2326 tackles at 41% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Z_Uppercut
84% accurate across 3803 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
Lasoj92
314 goals from roughly 628 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
947
Robdean92
947 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Nachosparano
6.1 average across 172 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
42
Nachosparano
42 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
Not_moated_duck8
138 goals from roughly 476 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
x_Crolla_x
71% accurate across 3958 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
28
Vital-PTD
28 red cards in 412 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
AJCLARK1991
1146 goals and only 785 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.48
Nachosparano
82 goals or assists in 172 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.