
The Better Half
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Ogwildinjr
ST321 goals, 248 assists and a 7.9 average across 452 games
Golden Boot
902
XtreamistX
902 goals in 599 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.51
XtreamistX
1.51 goals a game — 902 goals in 599 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
384
MetroXxMonZxX
384 assists in 612 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
131
XtreamistX
131 man of the match awards from 599 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
XtreamistX
7.9 average across 599 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
259
Osoario
808 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Osoario
85% accurate across 7648 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Ogwildinjr
321 goals from roughly 803 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
798
AC3DaProdigy
798 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
AC3DaProdigy
6.9 average across 798 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
48
AC3DaProdigy
48 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
slapshotsamuel
55 goals from roughly 275 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
Supreme-Vic24
73% accurate across 732 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
39
XtreamistX
39 red cards in 599 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.5:1
XtreamistX
902 goals and only 261 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.17
bigboyerick8186
26 goals or assists in 149 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 29 players in the squad, 22 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.