Tepache Kings
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MILKYGALAXY420
ST2143 goals, 914 assists and a 8.0 average across 1588 games
Golden Boot
2143
MILKYGALAXY420
2143 goals in 1588 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.35
MILKYGALAXY420
1.35 goals a game — 2143 goals in 1588 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
914
MILKYGALAXY420
914 assists in 1588 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
407
MILKYGALAXY420
407 man of the match awards from 1588 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
MILKYGALAXY420
8.0 average across 1588 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
333
tranqiDotNet
1512 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Cuddlez1230
84% accurate across 15997 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
59%
HBosstyleC-100
46 goals from roughly 78 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1588
MILKYGALAXY420
1588 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Hermy2614
6.7 average across 75 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
57
ACE_OFSPADES_13
57 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
7%
Obi-1JuanKenobi
6 goals from roughly 86 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
hxrmxz
75% accurate across 11335 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
27
Cuddlez1230
27 red cards in 978 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.9:1
HBosstyleC-100
46 goals and only 16 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
Obi-1JuanKenobi
21 goals or assists in 1013 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 34 players in the squad, 28 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.