
Stud Up Club
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Nick_TLM
ST67 goals, 52 assists and a 7.5 average across 111 games
Golden Boot
67
Nick_TLM
67 goals in 111 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.68
joselusucks1
0.68 goals a game — 25 goals in 37 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
59
MLaj_49
59 assists in 133 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
40
MLaj_49
40 man of the match awards from 133 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
MLaj_49
8.0 average across 133 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
48
MLaj_49
219 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
MLaj_49
80% accurate across 2750 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
28%
joselusucks1
25 goals from roughly 89 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
133
MLaj_49
133 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
MemesmakeDreamzz
6.4 average across 23 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
32
klaud15
32 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
MLaj_49
41 goals from roughly 315 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
joselusucks1
70% accurate across 512 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
MLaj_49
7 red cards in 133 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
Owenay13
62 goals and only 42 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.09
MemesmakeDreamzz
2 goals or assists in 23 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.