Creekside FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Montyaltipoo
ST1374 goals, 685 assists and a 8.4 average across 768 games
Golden Boot
1595
MezzyLLC
1595 goals in 1281 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.95
bellx8
1.95 goals a game — 1090 goals in 559 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1777
MezzyLLC
1777 assists in 1281 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
227
bellx8
227 man of the match awards from 559 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.9
MezzyLLC
8.9 average across 1281 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
471
MezzyLLC
1519 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Dinothoughts
85% accurate across 934 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Foreignboybem
302 goals from roughly 755 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1281
MezzyLLC
1281 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
Ken Poopson
6.0 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
114
dbmoti
114 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
Ken Poopson
3 goals from roughly 50 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
Foreignboybem
78% accurate across 3317 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
32
Montyaltipoo
32 red cards in 768 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Montyaltipoo
1374 goals and only 685 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.14
Ken Poopson
3 goals or assists in 22 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 23 players in the squad, 21 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.