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All-time honours
Player of the Year
xFxxnther
ST498 goals, 209 assists and a 7.8 average across 332 games
Golden Boot
498
xFxxnther
498 goals in 332 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
xFxxnther
1.50 goals a game — 498 goals in 332 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
272
1Pitterr
272 assists in 314 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
88
xFxxnther
88 man of the match awards from 332 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
1Pitterr
8.2 average across 314 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
140
kitz3725
297 tackles at 47% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
xFxxnther
79% accurate across 5249 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
xFxxnther
498 goals from roughly 1383 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
332
xFxxnther
332 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
1LLiw
6.9 average across 108 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
104
Menorzin_007
104 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
1LLiw
45 goals from roughly 167 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
1Pitterr
72% accurate across 5168 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
xFxxnther
14 red cards in 332 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
xFxxnther
498 goals and only 209 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.90
1LLiw
97 goals or assists in 108 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.