Sumo Heads XI
All-time honours
Player of the Year
SchumacherGames
ST213 goals, 248 assists and a 8.1 average across 307 games
Golden Boot
332
Inacio313
332 goals in 299 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.23
YOURMOMISGOAT
1.23 goals a game — 188 goals in 153 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
248
SchumacherGames
248 assists in 307 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
40
YOURMOMISGOAT
40 man of the match awards from 153 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
SchumacherGames
8.1 average across 307 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
113
SchumacherGames
436 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
89%
Fr3sh_3milio
89% accurate across 581 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Rep155
45 goals from roughly 98 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
307
SchumacherGames
307 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.8
leothegamer2314
5.8 average across 26 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
86
ValidSpongebob
86 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
TheAverageBoss
10 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
Finnba1184
75% accurate across 1266 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
CallaNicky
7 red cards in 281 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
Xingulxr
51 goals and only 20 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.05
DvHBK157
2 goals or assists in 39 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 30 players in the squad, 26 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.