
Laufeyland
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Etry_Plays
ST115 goals, 65 assists and a 7.6 average across 102 games
Golden Boot
115
Etry_Plays
115 goals in 102 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.13
Etry_Plays
1.13 goals a game — 115 goals in 102 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
78
BeastyZaky
78 assists in 161 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
28
Etry_Plays
28 man of the match awards from 102 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
Etry_Plays
7.6 average across 102 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
30
CntrllerAquaz
176 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
Etry_Plays
79% accurate across 1920 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
Yyoouuii_10
82 goals from roughly 241 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
161
BeastyZaky
161 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
11
Aristar2021
11 clean sheets in 154 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.5
Txns707
5.5 average across 27 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
40
CntrllerAquaz
40 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
Txns707
2 goals from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Yyoouuii_10
72% accurate across 619 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
19
CntrllerAquaz
19 red cards in 97 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Yyoouuii_10
82 goals and only 45 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.22
Txns707
6 goals or assists in 27 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.