Agony CF
FC 26 — final record
This is Agony CF's FC 26 record as it stood on 2 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
TheRealAir_7
ST54 goals, 51 assists and a 7.3 average across 74 games
Golden Boot
213
NocturneYH
213 goals in 276 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.87
UCASH00
0.87 goals a game — 146 goals in 167 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
147
m_hadzz11
147 assists in 320 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
43
UCASH00
43 man of the match awards from 167 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
m_hadzz11
7.7 average across 320 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
164
m_hadzz11
607 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
TheRealAir_7
84% accurate across 981 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
Soacey
23 goals from roughly 59 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
320
m_hadzz11
320 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
Nonzeen
5.9 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
95
sensanityy
95 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
m_hadzz11
50 goals from roughly 250 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
hxmza2k60
74% accurate across 2135 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
NocturneYH
8 red cards in 276 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Mando5577
202 goals and only 103 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.22
Synth3Existence
7 goals or assists in 32 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Agony CF recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| m_hadzz11 | 320 | 50 | 147 | 7.7 | 66 |
| NocturneYH | 276 | 213 | 132 | 7.1 | 34 |
| Mando5577 | 274 | 202 | 103 | 7.4 | 44 |
| hxmza2k60 | 237 | 133 | 123 | 6.8 | 13 |
| UCASH00 | 167 | 146 | 144 | 7.5 | 43 |
| sensanityy | 154 | 95 | 55 | 6.5 | 14 |
| TheRealAir_7 | 74 | 54 | 51 | 7.3 | 9 |
| Nonzeen | 49 | 4 | 10 | 5.9 | 0 |
| Soacey | 33 | 23 | 22 | 7.4 | 4 |
| Synth3Existence | 32 | 3 | 4 | 7.0 | 1 |
| ccde113 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4.6 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.