Cuecas Imundas
FC 26 — final record
This is Cuecas Imundas's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
lfsendreto
ST156 goals, 305 assists and a 8.3 average across 285 games
Golden Boot
224
VoltoMito
224 goals in 230 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.97
VoltoMito
0.97 goals a game — 224 goals in 230 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
305
lfsendreto
305 assists in 285 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
87
lfsendreto
87 man of the match awards from 285 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
lfsendreto
8.3 average across 285 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
134
lfsendreto
383 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
ASH1rafaelalto
80% accurate across 2247 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
VoltoMito
224 goals from roughly 622 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
285
lfsendreto
285 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
9
PlagaLee
9 clean sheets in 208 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
PlagaLee
6.8 average across 208 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
132
PlagaLee
132 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
ASH1rafaelalto
23 goals from roughly 135 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
PlagaLee
75% accurate across 1648 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
ASH1rafaelalto
3 red cards in 238 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
11.5:1
ASH1rafaelalto
23 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
ASH1rafaelalto
25 goals or assists in 238 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Cuecas Imundas recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| lfsendreto | 285 | 156 | 305 | 8.3 | 87 |
| ASH1rafaelalto | 238 | 23 | 2 | 7.0 | 7 |
| VoltoMito | 230 | 224 | 112 | 7.4 | 28 |
| PlagaLee | 208 | 132 | 60 | 6.8 | 12 |
| comicuzadas | 149 | 99 | 73 | 7.2 | 15 |
| AshNeedHxrAcog | 142 | 48 | 34 | 6.9 | 6 |
| oeLixis | 7 | 0 | 0 | 6.3 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.