Smelly Teke
FC 27 — final record
This is Smelly Teke's FC 27 record as it stood on 20 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
OG-MVP__
ST118 goals, 74 assists and a 8.0 average across 94 games
Golden Boot
118
OG-MVP__
118 goals in 94 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.26
OG-MVP__
1.26 goals a game — 118 goals in 94 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
74
OG-MVP__
74 assists in 94 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
8
Camofizzo
8 man of the match awards from 35 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
Camofizzo
8.3 average across 35 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
63
fjmunda
140 tackles at 45% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
XI-Finessed_
83% accurate across 1177 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
55%
FinsKewl7977
29 goals from roughly 53 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
94
OG-MVP__
94 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
zakarias_banana1
6.5 average across 39 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
15
zakarias_banana1
15 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
apple_crumble828
17 goals from roughly 89 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
apple_crumble828
73% accurate across 644 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
OG-MVP__
1 red card in 94 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
zakarias_banana1
15 goals and only 3 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
fjmunda
8 goals or assists in 68 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Smelly Teke recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OG-MVP__ | 94 | 118 | 74 | 8.0 | 18 |
| XI-Finessed_ | 71 | 79 | 40 | 7.5 | 16 |
| fjmunda | 68 | 4 | 4 | 7.6 | 8 |
| apple_crumble828 | 49 | 17 | 17 | 7.1 | 2 |
| BTAshuuush | 42 | 25 | 13 | 7.1 | 5 |
| zakarias_banana1 | 39 | 15 | 3 | 6.5 | 3 |
| X14x67X | 36 | 3 | 18 | 7.0 | 1 |
| Camofizzo | 35 | 12 | 55 | 8.3 | 8 |
| FinsKewl7977 | 30 | 29 | 6 | 7.3 | 0 |
| Theepicman13570 | 14 | 0 | 2 | 7.8 | 4 |
| Exsp_burger62 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 6.4 | 0 |
| LaSouth_ | 11 | 5 | 3 | 7.1 | 1 |
| Zr1tx | 10 | 1 | 3 | 6.4 | 0 |
| Eisora | 9 | 0 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 |
| 2K_GAINZ_007 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8.5 | 1 |
| ceejaydnn | 9 | 0 | 3 | 7.4 | 0 |
| WebGamerOC | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 |
| Baby_jnr | 8 | 1 | 8 | 8.4 | 1 |
| Don__Lorenzoo | 4 | 0 | 1 | 6.9 | 0 |
| EvansJnr1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 6.7 | 0 |
| xYouTriPpin2Kx | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7.4 | 0 |
| Nonz_jr06 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6.7 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.