Smiteros FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Mongas7475
ST288 goals, 195 assists and a 7.9 average across 281 games
Golden Boot
288
Mongas7475
288 goals in 281 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
Mongas7475
1.02 goals a game — 288 goals in 281 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
195
Mongas7475
195 assists in 281 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
85
Mongas7475
85 man of the match awards from 281 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Mongas7475
7.9 average across 281 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
67
thomyhuesos
278 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
Mongas7475
81% accurate across 4035 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
27%
Mongas7475
288 goals from roughly 1067 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
281
Mongas7475
281 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
T6X_BrutoB
6.8 average across 163 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
67
T6X_BrutoB
67 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
thomyhuesos
14 goals from roughly 82 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
NaimSca
72% accurate across 2825 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
rodrigomazarico
13 red cards in 228 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
Mongas7475
288 goals and only 195 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.24
thomyhuesos
46 goals or assists in 189 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.