MALVAD0S FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
JHON72085
ST551 goals, 325 assists and a 8.0 average across 421 games
Golden Boot
551
JHON72085
551 goals in 421 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.31
JHON72085
1.31 goals a game — 551 goals in 421 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
325
JHON72085
325 assists in 421 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
118
JHON72085
118 man of the match awards from 421 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
JHON72085
8.0 average across 421 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
74
cayotoptop
322 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Joao7768
84% accurate across 3828 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Joao7768
174 goals from roughly 378 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
421
JHON72085
421 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
cayotoptop
7.2 average across 365 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
161
cayotoptop
161 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
caioverdan005
129 goals from roughly 445 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
cayotoptop
74% accurate across 4937 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
9
cayotoptop
9 red cards in 365 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
JHON72085
551 goals and only 325 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.49
mika_flu
22 goals or assists in 45 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.