The Undateables
FC 27 — final record
This is The Undateables's FC 27 record as it stood on 2 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
CMKay15
ST30 goals, 27 assists and a 7.3 average across 45 games
Golden Boot
36
Bradders8275698
36 goals in 42 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.86
Bradders8275698
0.86 goals a game — 36 goals in 42 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
27
CMKay15
27 assists in 45 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
7
CapnJH
7 man of the match awards from 43 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
CapnJH
7.8 average across 43 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
22
CapnJH
81 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
Girthy Llama898
78% accurate across 503 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
CMKay15
30 goals from roughly 91 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
48
Xv L3TH41 Vx
48 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
10
Xv L3TH41 Vx
10 clean sheets in 48 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
Xv L3TH41 Vx
6.2 average across 48 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
Wasteful
3%
CapnJH
1 goal from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
2
CapnJH
2 red cards in 43 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
Bradders8275698
36 goals and only 11 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.07
CapnJH
3 goals or assists in 43 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player The Undateables recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Xv L3TH41 Vx | 48 | 0 | 0 | 6.2 | 0 |
| CMKay15 | 45 | 30 | 27 | 7.3 | 7 |
| Girthy Llama898 | 43 | 24 | 21 | 7.3 | 6 |
| CapnJH | 43 | 1 | 2 | 7.8 | 7 |
| Bradders8275698 | 42 | 36 | 11 | 7.4 | 6 |
| Bradders827 | 39 | 9 | 21 | 7.5 | 2 |
| TheBenji1232 | 24 | 0 | 2 | 6.9 | 2 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.