HAHA HAHA
FC 27 — final record
This is HAHA HAHA's FC 27 record as it stood on 26 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
ST342 goals, 134 assists and a 7.4 average across 312 games
Golden Boot
342
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
342 goals in 312 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.10
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
1.10 goals a game — 342 goals in 312 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
181
G_A_B_R_I_E_L_13
181 assists in 224 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
6
AdirFreitas
6 man of the match awards from 28 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
7.4 average across 312 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
84
G_A_B_R_I_E_L_13
187 tackles at 45% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
79% accurate across 4007 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
342 goals from roughly 795 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
312
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
312 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
3
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3 clean sheets in 61 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.7
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5.7 average across 61 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
9
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9 goals on a 5.7 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
RIO-CRVG
13 goals from roughly 57 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
G_A_B_R_I_E_L_13
69% accurate across 3011 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
RIO-CRVG
6 red cards in 213 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
RISADINHA-HAHAHA
342 goals and only 134 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.23
RIO-CRVG
49 goals or assists in 213 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player HAHA HAHA recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| RISADINHA-HAHAHA | 312 | 342 | 134 | 7.4 | 48 |
| bokitas-elinaldo | 285 | 242 | 171 | 7.4 | 32 |
| G_A_B_R_I_E_L_13 | 224 | 145 | 181 | 7.4 | 25 |
| RIO-CRVG | 213 | 13 | 36 | 7.3 | 18 |
| Guedes__JG | 126 | 56 | 97 | 7.2 | 7 |
| SandmanJKA | 78 | 15 | 16 | 7.2 | 5 |
| temp-8607105 | 61 | 9 | 3 | 5.7 | 2 |
| Breninhotattoo | 30 | 3 | 6 | 6.0 | 0 |
| AdirFreitas | 28 | 19 | 25 | 7.4 | 6 |
| Rafael-guriri | 18 | 8 | 4 | 6.4 | 1 |
| Guifelipeaug | 17 | 12 | 11 | 7.4 | 2 |
| Undertakerr00 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 |
| simon_gabriel01 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 7.8 | 0 |
| galeguin36 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 6.1 | 0 |
| Bkzinho18 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7.5 | 1 |
| Rafakokoguitar | 4 | 1 | 1 | 6.7 | 0 |
| Daniel228945 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7.8 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.