
FIFA La Vida
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Yujin__An110
ST131 goals, 90 assists and a 7.4 average across 173 games
Golden Boot
163
HazardEden__10
163 goals in 233 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.81
Hazard_Palmer_10
0.81 goals a game — 78 goals in 96 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
121
HazardEden__10
121 assists in 233 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
31
Yujin__An110
31 man of the match awards from 173 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
HaleEndProduct
7.7 average across 63 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
66
KiroYin
156 tackles at 42% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
KiroYin
86% accurate across 2835 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
frankiewong99999
47 goals from roughly 109 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
233
HazardEden__10
233 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
19
ReynaKuib
19 clean sheets in 57 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.6
ReynaKuib
5.6 average across 57 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
23
The_Goooners
23 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
Chunkit0831
4 goals from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
HazardEden__10
73% accurate across 3197 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
Yujin__An110
2 red cards in 173 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.6:1
LFChia
41 goals and only 9 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
frankywong23
3 goals or assists in 155 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 25 players in the squad, 23 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.