Sneering FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
TheBadgerDude
ST55 goals, 53 assists and a 7.7 average across 99 games
Golden Boot
127
lexobloxer
127 goals in 138 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.92
lexobloxer
0.92 goals a game — 127 goals in 138 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
71
lexobloxer
71 assists in 138 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
25
lexobloxer
25 man of the match awards from 138 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
TheBadgerDude
7.7 average across 99 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
35
0wlMannn
133 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
lexobloxer
78% accurate across 1865 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
27%
1239777
34 goals from roughly 126 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
138
lexobloxer
138 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
9
ademh0
9 clean sheets in 59 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.2
ademh0
5.2 average across 59 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
KYLIAN_ROPEMAX
38 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
0wlMannn
6 goals from roughly 75 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Gregmund
72% accurate across 860 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
KYLIAN_ROPEMAX
3 red cards in 80 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
lexobloxer
127 goals and only 71 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
ASharkyDude
1 goal or assist in 54 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.