Mr Offside FC
FC 26 — final record
This is Mr Offside FC's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
A Can OF Monst
ST364 goals, 479 assists and a 8.3 average across 388 games
Golden Boot
459
Digger1412
459 goals in 434 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.99
BenaConst132
1.99 goals a game — 185 goals in 93 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
479
A Can OF Monst
479 assists in 388 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
117
Digger1412
117 man of the match awards from 434 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.7
BenaConst132
8.7 average across 93 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
138
Digger1412
362 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Absolute Stink
85% accurate across 644 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
DiehardSatsuma
62 goals from roughly 132 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
434
Digger1412
434 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
1
DiehardSatsuma
1 clean sheet in 112 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
Absolute Stink
7.1 average across 60 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
30
Absolute Stink
30 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 8.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
A Can OF Monst
364 goals from roughly 1583 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
67%
A Can OF Monst
67% accurate across 4713 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
A Can OF Monst
6 red cards in 388 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.8:1
Absolute Stink
30 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.63
Absolute Stink
38 goals or assists in 60 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Mr Offside FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Digger1412 | 434 | 459 | 392 | 8.6 | 117 |
| A Can OF Monst | 388 | 364 | 479 | 8.3 | 50 |
| G1B50N L35 P4UL | 379 | 343 | 275 | 8.4 | 77 |
| DiehardSatsuma | 112 | 62 | 119 | 8.6 | 22 |
| BenaConst132 | 93 | 185 | 67 | 8.7 | 24 |
| Bozzy568 | 66 | 97 | 71 | 8.6 | 12 |
| Absolute Stink | 60 | 30 | 8 | 7.1 | 3 |
| TubbyTheCus | 36 | 29 | 17 | 7.7 | 7 |
| Mr ArMaGeDdoNzz | 18 | 5 | 10 | 7.1 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.