
Tudo Menos FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Comufila
ST215 goals, 136 assists and a 8.1 average across 161 games
Golden Boot
215
Comufila
215 goals in 161 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.34
Comufila
1.34 goals a game — 215 goals in 161 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
172
diegaom25
172 assists in 191 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
48
Pedraum1107
48 man of the match awards from 181 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
Pedraum1107
8.3 average across 181 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
102
Pedraum1107
425 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Pedraum1107
80% accurate across 3494 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Pedraum1107
98 goals from roughly 213 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
191
diegaom25
191 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Brutamonte54
6.8 average across 87 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
26
Brutamonte54
26 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
rogui101
60 goals from roughly 300 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Brutamonte54
72% accurate across 872 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
Comufila
4 red cards in 161 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
YRIP_Zeus3015
13 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
matheusmatos3
11 goals or assists in 84 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.