canefederacy
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MBiscuit00
ST123 goals, 66 assists and a 7.2 average across 135 games
Golden Boot
221
the J Wheels
221 goals in 266 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.97
homelessRICHMAN
0.97 goals a game — 205 goals in 212 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
178
the Baby Wheels
178 assists in 232 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
46
the Baby Wheels
46 man of the match awards from 232 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
the Baby Wheels
7.5 average across 232 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
265
shearershredder
735 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
homelessRICHMAN
85% accurate across 5433 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
IcEyy F a N t A
14 goals from roughly 31 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
266
the J Wheels
266 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
DarthDeezus
6.9 average across 101 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
205
homelessRICHMAN
205 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
25%
Sumnert9
72 goals from roughly 288 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
DarthDeezus
75% accurate across 1064 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
Sumnert9
6 red cards in 150 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
homelessRICHMAN
205 goals and only 99 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.75
DarthDeezus
76 goals or assists in 101 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.