gassy kirks boy
FC 26 — final record
This is gassy kirks boy's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
T820Jet
ST104 goals, 20 assists and a 8.4 average across 49 games
Golden Boot
983
MezaGoob
983 goals in 1505 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.12
T820Jet
2.12 goals a game — 104 goals in 49 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
752
MezaGoob
752 assists in 1505 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
56
Dynomonke33
56 man of the match awards from 180 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
T820Jet
8.4 average across 49 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
274
MezaGoob
1521 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
T820Jet
83% accurate across 546 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
T820Jet
104 goals from roughly 204 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1505
MezaGoob
1505 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
Alfie2125
6.5 average across 157 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
788
BrodyL1
788 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
Alfie2125
54 goals from roughly 300 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
Freakis
71% accurate across 745 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
99
BrodyL1
99 red cards in 678 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.2:1
T820Jet
104 goals and only 20 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.64
Alfie2125
101 goals or assists in 157 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player gassy kirks boy recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MezaGoob | 1505 | 983 | 752 | 7.7 | 328 |
| BrodyL1 | 678 | 788 | 284 | 7.0 | 119 |
| Kanye_Melon | 478 | 376 | 205 | 7.1 | 61 |
| desrvd egoo7413 | 402 | 328 | 172 | 7.1 | 37 |
| KasparK118 | 234 | 122 | 95 | 6.8 | 16 |
| godlnbed | 231 | 83 | 129 | 7.0 | 22 |
| MoipaPCC | 191 | 133 | 85 | 6.9 | 23 |
| Dynomonke33 | 180 | 213 | 65 | 7.9 | 56 |
| Alfie2125 | 157 | 54 | 47 | 6.5 | 4 |
| Glaceu1020 | 127 | 105 | 75 | 7.4 | 18 |
| Freakis | 107 | 66 | 46 | 6.9 | 12 |
| NatreX9278 | 78 | 44 | 19 | 6.7 | 3 |
| realmarkas | 54 | 8 | 78 | 8.2 | 15 |
| T820Jet | 49 | 104 | 20 | 8.4 | 15 |
| Dabstar12311 | 15 | 3 | 4 | 7.5 | 3 |
| kradose22 | 15 | 7 | 3 | 6.0 | 1 |
| danczehajek7 | 10 | 5 | 8 | 6.6 | 0 |
| PhatPhnickar | 8 | 0 | 0 | 6.8 | 0 |
| RXIV VIX | 4 | 2 | 3 | 7.1 | 2 |
| Quixoticcc | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6.7 | 0 |
| Nickobap | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4.4 | 0 |
| mantoguy1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4.4 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.