Mad Danglers FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
RealWavyGravy
ST260 goals, 101 assists and a 7.5 average across 237 games
Golden Boot
260
RealWavyGravy
260 goals in 237 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.10
RealWavyGravy
1.10 goals a game — 260 goals in 237 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
167
sjblink
167 assists in 212 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
56
sjblink
56 man of the match awards from 212 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
sjblink
7.9 average across 212 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
273
sicboiii
828 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
BDMusicman
87% accurate across 3283 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
sjblink
161 goals from roughly 460 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
304
BDMusicman
304 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
PoutineKid
6.6 average across 191 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
79
PoutineKid
79 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
BDMusicman
23 goals from roughly 144 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
PoutineKid
75% accurate across 1570 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
sicboiii
16 red cards in 236 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
RealWavyGravy
260 goals and only 101 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
BDMusicman
38 goals or assists in 304 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.