Essdee Glazers
All-time honours
Player of the Year
BadBabyBodhi
CM37 goals, 59 assists and a 7.4 average across 50 games
Golden Boot
192
Camlov000
192 goals in 241 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.53
OTLraider
1.53 goals a game — 66 goals in 43 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
101
Camlov000
101 assists in 241 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
60
Camlov000
60 man of the match awards from 241 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Camlov000
7.5 average across 241 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
81
Camlov000
366 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
ghostjaco
83% accurate across 1496 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
BadBabyBodhi
37 goals from roughly 112 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
241
Camlov000
241 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
34
ghostjaco
34 clean sheets in 192 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
RLVMyhous3
6.0 average across 58 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
54
oKOZAo
54 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
2%
Majakuaw
2 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
oKOZAo
72% accurate across 943 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
18
Camlov000
18 red cards in 241 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
0
RLVMyhous3
0 clean sheets in 58 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
3.2:1
Charlie_Horse201
167 goals and only 53 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
RLVMyhous3
12 goals or assists in 91 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.