
duck tape
All-time honours
Player of the Year
dead_life27
ST135 goals, 100 assists and a 7.4 average across 236 games
Golden Boot
319
XYM_HIMA
319 goals in 507 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.63
XYM_HIMA
0.63 goals a game — 319 goals in 507 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
194
XYM_HIMA
194 assists in 507 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
29
dead_life27
29 man of the match awards from 236 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
karim4501
7.4 average across 503 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
89
karim4501
371 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
karim4501
80% accurate across 7646 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
OM4R8165
224 goals from roughly 640 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
507
XYM_HIMA
507 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
XYM_MT
6.6 average across 90 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
45
XYM_MT
45 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
M4ZX_10N
6 goals from roughly 32 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Medoxcx
70% accurate across 1758 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
34
XYM_HIMA
34 red cards in 507 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
XYM_MT
45 goals and only 19 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.43
XYM_AMB
59 goals or assists in 137 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.