HAHA Bruv
FC 26 — final record
This is HAHA Bruv's FC 26 record as it stood on 1 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
JordiePordie16
ST175 goals, 120 assists and a 8.5 average across 157 games
Golden Boot
175
JordiePordie16
175 goals in 157 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.11
JordiePordie16
1.11 goals a game — 175 goals in 157 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
120
JordiePordie16
120 assists in 157 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
64
JordiePordie16
64 man of the match awards from 157 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
JordiePordie16
8.5 average across 157 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
69
JordiePordie16
237 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
JordiePordie16
82% accurate across 2849 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
CallM3Frosty
59 goals from roughly 116 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
157
JordiePordie16
157 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.5
APGxx
7.5 average across 156 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
33
APGxx
33 goals on a 7.5 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
APGxx
33 goals from roughly 206 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
staite92
70% accurate across 1168 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
TopBinzLaffy
3 red cards in 134 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
JordiePordie16
175 goals and only 120 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.48
APGxx
75 goals or assists in 156 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player HAHA Bruv recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| JordiePordie16 | 157 | 175 | 120 | 8.5 | 64 |
| APGxx | 156 | 33 | 42 | 7.5 | 6 |
| TopBinzLaffy | 134 | 131 | 119 | 7.9 | 18 |
| staite92 | 90 | 34 | 74 | 7.6 | 3 |
| CallM3Frosty | 65 | 59 | 45 | 7.9 | 4 |
| JamMcGraw | 6 | 2 | 0 | 6.2 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.