cartucha fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
bigfatslide
ST250 goals, 230 assists and a 7.7 average across 289 games
Golden Boot
266
mamahvvo
266 goals in 275 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.14
Flood Flow
1.14 goals a game — 24 goals in 21 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
230
bigfatslide
230 assists in 289 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
54
mamahvvo
54 man of the match awards from 275 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Flood Flow
7.8 average across 21 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
63
bigfatslide
396 tackles at 16% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
mamahvvo
78% accurate across 3728 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Flood Flow
24 goals from roughly 63 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
289
bigfatslide
289 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
ZKZ RISE
5.9 average across 64 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
18
ZKZ RISE
18 goals on a 5.9 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
smackedbozo
14 goals from roughly 140 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
bigfatslide
68% accurate across 3657 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
22
bigfatslide
22 red cards in 289 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
skullgut
20 goals and only 10 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.20
Koiidee
24 goals or assists in 118 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.